Well, this custom engraved cheese board explains it all with a funny "definition" of the word. You know, that fancy French word for cheese, crackers, and shit.
This custom engraved solid wood/slate cheese board can be customized to suit. ("Stuff" can be replaced for "shit" if you want to keep it clean!)
It makes a wonderful wedding or housewarming gift! It is also a beautiful, useful piece to add to your own kitchen, and use to host your favorite guests.